in the tool shed
 

Are you in the tool shed?

Maybe we should start asking what the tool shed is? It's a place where tools come together as a group (in the shed) and everyone can determine who the biggest tool is. Do you know someone who should be in the tool shed?

tool -n [tool]
1. A fool. A cretin.
2. Characterized by low intelligence and/or self-steem.
3. One who lacks the mental capacity to know he is being used.

tool shed -n [tool shed]
1. A small building in which tools are kept.
2. A place where a group of tools come together.